Is there anything else you would have wanted to add to your acceptance speech?
iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:
Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things
should i do homework or burn my school
the first one sounds like a lot of work
(Source: taccone)
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
i sit in the middle on the right side. this could be a poem about me.
In art class my friend rolled himself in bubble wrap and stayed like that the whole day. When he sat down in our math class the teacher told him to take it off and he didn’t want to so he said “long live the king” and rolled out the door and down the hallway. And all you could hear was the faint popping of the bubblewrap as he rolled away. My teacher never went after him.
(Source: oathkeeping)
